What is LA Pump?
L.A. Pump offers a unique line of hand crafted, diamond cut, flame polished cylinders for enlargement of the penis, penis and balls, nipples, and foreskin through hyperemiation (Vacuum Pumping.) Our products are designed with safety, comfort and maximum size gain.
What kind of results can I expect using the vacuum pump?
Vacuum pumping is the most effective method of enlargement. Many Urologists recommend our pumps to their patients. A permanent increase of 1 ½” in length and 1 ¾” in circumference is not uncommon
Will I get permanent results?
Yes, your pe*is will gain length and thickness. At first, the increase in size will be apparent only during and immediately after your pumping sessions. However, you will notice the increase becoming permanent in about six weeks.
How many cylinders should I order?
One cylinder is FINE to start. We recommend our traditional round cylinders or our elliptical version. If you’re looking for faster girth gains, we recommend the elliptical to start.
Does the pe*is shrink as I age and how can the L. A. Pump System help?
As one ages, the pen*s shrinks. “If you don’t use it, you lose it.” The L. A. Pump System can help restore the pe*is to its youthful size…and then some.
Do I need the deluxe pump with the gauge?
The gauge is recommended so you can precisely monitor the exact level of pressure you are pumping with.
Are cylinders easy to clean?
Our cylinders can be cleaned with warm water and dishwashing detergent. We recommend Dawn® antibacterial dishwashing soap.
Can the L. A. Pump System help impotence?
Yes, the L. A. Pump System will strengthen the erection and is recommended by the FDA for impotence.
Can the L. A. Pump System help a curved or crooked pe*is?
Yes. Repeated use can help straighten a slightly curved penis permanently. However, if you have Peyronie’s disease then you should consult with your MD prior to using any pumping product.
Does LA Pump guarantee all of their products against defects in materials?
L.A. Pump guarantees all of our products against defects in materials and workmanship for a period of one year from date of purchase, to the original owner.
How often should I use the L. A. Pump System?
The L. A. Pump System should be used according to the program. The program suggests that you use the system 3-5 times per week for about 20 minutes to an hour.
What age or type of man uses the L. A. Pump System?
Men of all ages, ethnicities and incomes order the L. A. Pump System. Athletes especially enjoy using the vacuum pump.
Does LA Pump have a warranty of their products?
Yes, but warranty excludes normal wear and tear, damage from abnormal use, damage from impact, misuse, accidents, commercial use and modification to the products.
Is a maintenance program required?
Yes. To maintain maximum size, it is helpful to use the L. A. Pump system once every 10 days. However, even if you completely stop using the system, you will still maintain much of the increase.
What is the foreskin cylinder?
The foreskin cylinder is used for uncut men who want to lengthen their foreskins.
Do you replace items with deffects?
Should any of our products fail during the warranty period we will repair or replace them (at our discretion) for a nominal shipping and handling fee of $17.95 Original product must be returned for repair or replacement. Product damage in shipment must be submitted within 48 hours so a claim may be made with the common carrier.
Should I order the instructional DVD?
Although the L. A. Pump System comes with complete printed L.A. Pump instructions, the instructional DVD is highly recommended. VHS Video is no longer available and has been replaced with the DVD version of the same title.
Are LA Pump products repairable?
All our products are non repairable. Any attempt to repair by an unauthorized agent renders this warranty null and void.
Should I consider penis enlargement surgery?
We recommend that you try the L. A. Pump System first. Surgery can cost between $ 5,000 and $ 7,000, and most men are not happy with the results.
What is vacuum pe*is pumping?
A clear, usually acrylic cylinder is placed around the penis. At the end of the cylinder a hose is connected to either a hand pump, or an electric pump, which evacuates air from the cylinder. As the air is removed from the cylinder, the penis is pulled further into the cylinder and towards the walls of the cylinder, making the pe*is larger.
If I have a blood clotting disease, can I use the L. A. Pump System?
No, hemophiliacs or any individual with blood clotting disorders should never use the vacuum pump. If you have any questions whatsoever regarding your health, we highly recommend that you speak with your doctor before using the L. A. Pump System. Remember that most doctors understand and there is no need for embarrassment when speaking with them.
Is pumping safe?
Let me preface this by saying that I have no formal medical training, and I am not a doctor or medical professional. While vacuum pumping does carry some risks, when done carefully, it can be done safely. The most frequent problem is someone who is overly anxious to see their pe*is very large, and goes overboard on the pumping, applying too much pressure to the pe*is. Applying too much pressure can result in temporary bruising or discoloration of the penis, water blisters, and minor bleeding. Most symptoms usually disappear, in healthy males, after a few days. The important thing to remember is to go slow and increase the vacuum gradually over a longer period of time, so that the change in size is not traumatic and does not cause damage to the penis. It is so safe, in fact, that it is the only non-surgical method approved by the FDA for pe*is enlargement. Medical Doctors have been using vacuum pumps to treat impotence for years. If done carefully, pumping is safer than surgical alternatives to penis enlargement.
Why should I consider nipple enlargement?
Nipple enlargement is practiced by both men and women. The enlargement process is erotic and can lead to permanent increases in both size and sensitivity. Click here for more information.
Does it work?
Most men report significant size gains, both during pumping and between pump sessions. Regular use of vacuum pumps gently stretches the suspensory ligament – resulting in permanent size gain. Much like bodybuilding, practicing a consistent regimen of pumping several times a week can maximize gains. Most men report permanent results begin to show after about a month of regular use.
How do you offer a better product for less money?
As a distributor, we are able to purchase industrial grade supplies at greatly reduced rates. Since we sell directly to the consumer via our own website we are able to cut the many percentages and markups charged by order processing agencies and Internet and retail resellers. Those products that you see on every adult site on the web are marked up an average of 30-40% by each host. By not focusing on multiple host sites, third party order processors and glossy packaging we are able to keep our costs low and pass those savings onto our customers.
What makes your product different from others on the market?
Our cylinders have a revolutionary comfort welded base which promotes a better seal and reduces the discomfort other cylinders may cause. Other manufacturers use a heat processed flared base that has been the industry standard since inception. The base is inconsistent and often causes pinching and restriction at the base of the penis and pubis area.
What is Two Stage Pumping?
Two stage Pumping is a special technique and cylinder style used by advanced pumpers. Two stage cylinders have a narrower opening to seal against the body, and encompass both the penis and balls inside the tube; so both can be pumped at once. Like all our cylinders our two stage cylinders are sized to customer specification. Due to the special nature of the cylinders, two stage cylinders take an extra day or so to make.
Why do you ask for my phone number?
We request a phone number in the event we need to contact you regarding your order. If we contact you by phone any message will be discreet – i.e.: “this is LAP Distributing, please contact us regarding your order.” L. A. Pump ships orders via UPS. (United Parcel Service) UPS prefers to have a phone number on all shipping orders so they can contact the customer directly in the event of a delivery problem. We do not release, loan, sell or share our customer data with any third parties. Read our Online Privacy Statement for more information about our commitment to your privacy.
How can I get a mushroom head?
The head, or glans of the pe*is, is very difficult to enlarge. That is why we invented the mushroom head cylinder.
Why do you ask for my e-mail address?
L. A. Pump requests your e-mail address with orders in the event that we have questions regarding your order, or in the unlikely event that UPS has a delivery problem. We do not SPAM mail our customers. Nor do we release, loan, sell or share our customer data with any third parties. Read our Online Privacy Statement for more information about our commitment to your privacy.
Can you send me a brochure?
We are an online business, this website is our brochure. This helps us to keep costs down and pass the savings along to you. Photographs and descriptions of our products can be found in our online catalog/store front.
Why don't you take personal checks?
We have experienced a large number of bad checks, and orders submitted with the statement that “the check is in the mail” and no check arrives. The latter increases our costs because time is devoted to order processing and manufacture for customers who don’t follow through with their order. Our customers generally don’t like waiting ten business days for their check to clear. If you don’t have access to a Credit card or Bank Check Card we will accept Bank or Cashiers Checks or Money Orders
How do I place an off-line order?
99% of our customers order online using our encrypted order form. We have found it is not cost effective to pay someone to take the 1% of orders submitted by phone. You can submit your order off-line by completing our order form and mailing it directly to us with your credit card information, Bank or Cashiers Checks or Money Orders payable to LAP Distributing, LLC. This order system ensures security and keeps our costs down, allowing us to pass the savings along to our customers.
What is your shipping policy?
We ship daily Monday – Friday, excluding U.S. federal holidays. Orders received before 12 p.m. Pacific Standard Time (3 p.m. Eastern) are processed the same day. Orders received after 12 p.m. PST (3 pm EST) are processed the next business day. Orders received on Saturday, Sunday and holidays are processed on Monday. Most orders ship within 24 hours. Submission of incomplete orders or duplicate orders may delay shipping. You will automatically receive a tracking # via email once we have shipped your order. All domestic orders will be shipped by UPS or USPS priority mail. We will only ship to the address provided during payment. We are not responsible for any packages that are lost or damaged, if insurance is not purchased. Shipping and handling rate is fixed and non-refundable.
How long are orders processed?
Orders shipped to the western U.S. can be expected within 1 – 4 business days. Orders shipped to the eastern U.S. generally take 4 – 6 business days. All delivery times are estimates. The total time needed to deliver your package may be longer. LAP Distributing, LLC is not responsible for delays in delivery due to events beyond our control, including shortage of materials, labor strikes, transportation failures or acts of nature.
What is your method of payment?
We accept all credit card payments. We do not accept personal checks, no exceptions! We will ONLY ship to address specified during payment.
What if I have questions not answered on the site?
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